Andrew Tate

A misogynistic pig with an ugly personality and a microdick that hates women simply for existing. His followers consist of incels and 9-14 year old boys (who cry like babies if you dare say anything against Tate for some reason) that need to go outside and interact with the real world. Andrew Tate is also known for scamming people, being q malignant narcissist, encouraging violence (especially against women), being a pedophile, human trafficking, having a microdick, rape, being entitled, having a low IQ, and just being a piece of shit. Tate feels threatened by strong women, and REAL men who are not afraid to be compassionate towards everyone regardless of gender.
Andrew Tate is an asshole who wishes he could be a man imstead of a child with a beard. Any guy who treats women with respect is a REAL MAN.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Rachel Zegler

An actress who's a bonafide mean girl, is anti-Semitic, narcissistic, entitled, bitchy, self-righteous, childish, sexist, bratty, and rude. Her lack of talent and terrible personality make period cramps and Mondays look like fun. She really gives Karen vibes.
Rachel Zegler will get offended when you tell her about her flaws because she thinks she's perfect. I, however, when mine are pointed out, will say: Welp, not much I can do about some of them since I'm stuck with some of them for life.

I could make a better Snow White than her.
by Failurebitch March 07, 2025
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Afroman

The FUNNIEST rapper to ever exist. He would shoot the shit with you while he smokes a joint and you sip on whatever alcoholic beverage you like if getting high isn't your thing.
If I met Afroman in real life, I'd give him a high five and direct him to the nearest weed dispensery. I don't smoke weed since I've never understood the hype behind drugs, but I'm sure Afroman would appreciate knowing where he can get some weed.
by Failurebitch June 04, 2025
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ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
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Feminazi

"Feminists" who want all men to die, and are a laughing stock for normal women

How you can usually identify them:

•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
Not every woman is a feminazi, and not every man is an asshole.
- the woman who made this definition

If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
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Glitter

Comes in all colors and is super shiny. A girl's best friend.
I love glitter.
by Failurebitch December 05, 2017
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