Failurebitch's definitions

GTA V

A game that's fun, but makes it so you have to grind for weeks or months online playing minigames just to make it so you can do the first heist without paying any real money. Whist you grind, you have to deal with stupid 10-12 year olds screaming into their mics and spawn killing you because they used their moms' credit cards to rank up and buy in-game currency. Really the only thing you can do to keep grinding is to go into a different lobby to escape the spoiled brats that won't let you play the game in peace, and hope that the people in that lobby are cool and mature.

I love GTA V, but I hate all the spoiled little shits that play online!

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

SJW

A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.

If you get offended by trivial/historic stuff you're an SJW and need to stay the fuck away from me.

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

Chin-Chin

He's Filthy Frank's nemesis and demands sacrifices (videos of people embarassing themselves, doing painful, batsu games, or destroying something they care about).

Orewa o Chin-Chin ga daisuki nandayo!!!

Translating to: I demand sacrifices if you want Francis of the Filth to be returned.

Real translation: I love Japanese penis.

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Californiastan

The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.

I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

Annoying kid

Usually whiny and entitled. Here's how to spot one:

Male: has a mullet, obsessed with dirt bikes and trucks, plays Fortnite 24/7, watches dirt bike videos on Tik-Tok, listens to shitty country music, wears under armour, and thinks he's cool because he's friends with the richest kids in his class.

Female: has long hair, uses Tik-Tok, has the latest iPhone, listens to Billie Elish, gets offended by everything, posts on Instagram about "being depressed", drinks Starbucks everyday, posts duck lip pictures on Snapchat, wears only Acrombe and Fitch, and only hangs out with the "popular girls"

My youngest brother is an annoying kid.

by Failurebitch July 7, 2023