Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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DEI

Didn't Earn It

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Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated!
For companies, they want DEI because they think it makes them look good and "inclusive", but in reality they're choosing inexperienced/undereducated employees instead of people who actually know what the fuck they're doing. Choosing someone who knows what they're doing, whether they have unique personal traits or not can save a life. DEI put people in danger and led to skilled workers being either underemployed/unemployed/settling for customer service out of deperation.

In Phineas and Ferb, DEI means: Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated, which has nothing to do with hiring standards, it's just a catchy name/jingle.
by Failurebitch June 04, 2025
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Rachel Zegler

A stupid woke cunt with a disgusting personality who should've never been famous in the first place.
Rachel Zegler is a fascist. Everybody hates her.
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SJW

A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.
If you get offended by trivial/historic stuff you're an SJW and need to stay the fuck away from me.
by Failurebitch June 03, 2025
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Dogs

The sweetest beings to ever walk the earth. They have unconditional love. Their habits include barking, sniffing things, chasing small animals (rabbits, squirrels, and cats), cuddling their humans, licking the faces of their humans, chewing bones, shaking their chew toys, and resting in sunny spots. They're generally fluffy and super cute.
Dogs are so cute!
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.
I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.
by Failurebitch December 15, 2017
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Chin-Chin

He's Filthy Frank's nemesis and demands sacrifices (videos of people embarassing themselves, doing painful, batsu games, or destroying something they care about).
Orewa o Chin-Chin ga daisuki nandayo!!!

Translating to: I demand sacrifices if you want Francis of the Filth to be returned.

Real translation: I love Japanese penis.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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