Failurebitch's definitions
Symptoms:
A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Tiny Dick Syndromemug. Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
by Failurebitch July 14, 2025
Get the Breedermug. 
Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
Get the That Vegan Teachermug. A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
Get the Showermug. "Feminists" who want all men to die, and are a laughing stock for normal women
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
Not every woman is a feminazi, and not every man is an asshole.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
Get the Feminazimug. I love glitter.
by Failurebitch December 5, 2017
Get the Glittermug.