Definitions by Failurebitch
SJW
A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.
SJW by Failurebitch June 3, 2025
Californiastan
The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.
I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!
Californiastan by Failurebitch June 3, 2025
Rachel Zegler
A stupid woke cunt with a disgusting personality who should've never been famous in the first place.
Rachel Zegler by Failurebitch June 3, 2025
Wrinkleface dog
A dog with a puckered face that always looks concerned due to the breeds it's mixed with, or a dog that's a Sharpei or Pug. They always look concerned, and it's the cutest thing ever!
Wrinkleface dog by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
Feminazi
"Feminists" who want all men to die, and are a laughing stock for normal women
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
Not every woman is a feminazi, and not every man is an asshole.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
Feminazi by Failurebitch May 16, 2025
Periods
The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
Periods by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
Chin-Chin
He's Filthy Frank's nemesis and demands sacrifices (videos of people embarassing themselves, doing painful, batsu games, or destroying something they care about).
Orewa o Chin-Chin ga daisuki nandayo!!!
Translating to: I demand sacrifices if you want Francis of the Filth to be returned.
Real translation: I love Japanese penis.
Translating to: I demand sacrifices if you want Francis of the Filth to be returned.
Real translation: I love Japanese penis.
Chin-Chin by Failurebitch March 11, 2025