Extra Mayo's definitions

Facecreeper

Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

by Extra Mayo May 6, 2018

railbird

Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.

"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."

by Extra Mayo April 29, 2014

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021

Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

by Extra Mayo March 30, 2015

Nerf Russian Roulette

Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.

There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.

by Extra Mayo May 18, 2015

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013