Davis Mills

Current starting Qb for the Houston Texans who has the longest neck ever. He is the GOAT.

Davis Mills is a way better Qb than that creep Deshaun Watson

by EW! January 03, 2022

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015

tua tagovailoa

Shitty quarterback that currently plays for the miami dolphins. He is too much of a wuss to throw a deep ball; frequently throws for under 100 yards a game. Tua is the living definition of a “Checkdown Charlie.”

Tua Tagovailoa was a waste of a first round draft pick.

by EW! January 31, 2021

mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

by EW! January 03, 2022

derek carr

A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.

Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb

by EW! January 31, 2021

madden 22

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

by EW! June 19, 2021