Ew!'s definitions

drew lock

Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.

I would love to have Drew Lock be my team’s backup quarterback

by EW! January 31, 2021

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015

Reflectaphobia

That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.

Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"

by Ew! January 24, 2015

mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021

madden 22

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

by EW! June 19, 2021

tua tagovailoa

Shitty quarterback that currently plays for the miami dolphins. He is too much of a wuss to throw a deep ball; frequently throws for under 100 yards a game. Tua is the living definition of a “Checkdown Charlie.”

Tua Tagovailoa was a waste of a first round draft pick.

by EW! January 31, 2021

derek carr

A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.

Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb

by EW! January 31, 2021