Evan's definitions

3btnrn

3btnrn (three-bit'-nirn)
n.
1. A religious holiday that occurs every day at noon, usually accompanied by a short religious sermon.
2. A holy war.
3. The machine from a man, the 'Great 3btnrn', child of Chuck Norris.

v.
1. To kill or beat severely.

int.
1. A call of victory.

(To Kill) "Don't make us 3btnrn you!"
(Victory) "3btnrn!"

by Evan July 31, 2008

Yammy

Someone who very much enjoys orally pleasuring a woman, also "Yamster"

did you about that dude doing the yammy to that female over there.

hes's a yamster

by Evan February 11, 2005

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

chesticals

Boobies

That woman has very large chesticals

by Evan August 17, 2003

stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!

Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!

by Evan May 13, 2005