Evan's definitions

allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

by Evan February 20, 2005

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

choke a russian

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

by Evan February 21, 2005

Millerized

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

by Evan February 23, 2005

hardcore dancing

Originally a traditional war dance done during breakdowns at hardcore shows. Unfortunately this once sacred dance can be seen at emo and metal shows. The fine dance has been leaked into the mainstream and everyone and their mother thinks they can dance now. Very few people can actually dance well now (see Philadephia).

I'm going to hardcore dance so hard at the Shattered Realm show.

by Evan May 13, 2005

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother

Mooter , make me dinner bitch!

by Evan April 30, 2004