6 definitions by Escobar Marineros
Very dry dick. A severe condition of male virginity or extensive periods of time with out sexual intercourse. Often causing the pathetic worship of e-thots, in which serves to only compound the problem of never having sex again. In extreme cases the male member can become so unbelievable parched that in any rare instance that it may come into contact with even the wettest of pussies. Immediate damage can occur, rendering both the penis and vagina inoperable. Similar to pouring salt on a slug, or receiving road rash. This is a very serious condition and if you or your friends start showing symptoms urgent action is necessary to avoid lifelong complications.
I caught Donny making a payment to onlyfans. We need to intervene before he suffers the permanent effects of VDD.
by Escobar Marineros August 12, 2021
The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.
by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020
A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.
I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.
by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019
A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.
I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.
by Escobar Marineros March 9, 2021
by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019
Dry ass penis. Caused by a complete lack af sexual activity and or constant masturbation. Somewhat the opposite of a WAP(wet ass pussy). Also infers a state of virginity, hence using the descriptor penis instead of dick or cock.
by Escobar Marineros July 25, 2021