Eric's definitions

hey boy

something a gay person would call you

Hey boy come over to my house some time and suck my wang.

by eric November 16, 2003

garott

the screen name a gay 60 year old man that wants to suck your wang would use.

I'm going to put garott on my buddy list. He is really nice.

by eric November 16, 2003

Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

by Eric November 13, 2003

Rice

any kinda of modification to a car that does not directly help the preformance of the car

all your wack guys who think they got heat and posting what rice is...when infact what you got is rice

by eric November 13, 2003

shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

by Eric November 12, 2003

Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

by eric November 12, 2003

Blharg

The act of maiming, beating, and bledgoning with a stick and then throwing the victim of the 'blharging'out of the nearest window.

1) "Ouch! What a Bhlarging!"
2) He then proceeded to bhlarg the man relentlessly.

by Eric November 10, 2003