by Eric November 07, 2003

The Willika is a creature of supurior being is above all others in COOLNESS, The Willika gets ALLLL da ladies and pretty much everything he wants. He's a big fellow too, if your school doesn't have a willika, then your school sucks.
by Eric December 13, 2004

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.
by Eric April 27, 2006

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person
having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"
by eric July 03, 2003

by Eric July 15, 2003
