Eric's definitions

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004

lucky

a kid from staten island that constantly breaks his legs, and other bones. and got sent to jail for a stupid computer crime

Lucky sure didn't get lucky this time.

by eric October 1, 2004

lcb

old lady (lau char boh)

l = lau
c = char
b = boh

in english = old lady

by Eric January 28, 2004

cah

RI/MA slang for a car, as in an automobile.

My damn cah broke down.

by Eric July 19, 2004

skinny

the scoop, what's up

What's the skinny on your mom? Is she single?

by eric May 24, 2003