Eric's definitions

cah

RI/MA slang for a car, as in an automobile.

My damn cah broke down.

by Eric July 19, 2004

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

Tetragrammaton Cleric

An ultra sexy person with an ultra sexy fighting ability.

Eric Chung is a Tegtrammaton Cleric

by Eric April 13, 2004

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 8, 2004

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003