Eric's definitions

Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

by eric November 12, 2003

Maverick

A large freakin' wave out in California. I'm talkin about massive Like 3-4 stories tall. But smaller than a tsunami.

Surfers dream of catching that perfect maverick.

by Eric April 10, 2005

melting moments

fat people having sex

ew! fat people fucking! melting moments!

by eric September 26, 2004

-job

A suffix indicating a sexual act related to the root (blowjob, handjob, etc.).

by Eric February 4, 2003

pimpshake

A tight bond and understanding of pimp status between two brothers

Ex 1.yo dat ho u be pickin up last night thats true pimp status yo, pimpshake my ass nigga.

Ex 2.Man u be pimpin Yolanda? DAYYYMMM Son thats true pimpology.I'm ight that we be both pimpshakin

by Eric December 10, 2003

Maudlin of the well

this is a band from new england somewhere, theyre hard to describe but they call their genre "astral metal".theyre on a label called dark symphonies.quite nice

by eric October 22, 2003

Dirty Look

1. To look at in a threatening manner or disgusted manner.

2. To look at in a manner in which you want to fuck the victims brains out.

1. John punched Bob after giving him a Dirty Look.

2. Susie fucked Lennie's brains out in public after giving hima Dirty Look.

by Eric January 13, 2005