cuddle huddle

When people get close physically and affectionately simultaneously.

They were having a rare cuddle huddle.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

stone-hearted

impervious to altruistic emotions

The scam artist was stone-hearted. He thought about his family, not humanity.

by Ereck Flowers June 06, 2015

crutch

Something that if a guy uses to get a girl, he's a douchebag.

Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?

Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.

Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!

(The girl slaps him and walks away.)

Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

Bimbo

An undignified woman.

Even though I may seem like a bimbo, I do try hard and therefore am not.

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

crisp

satisfying

Example 1: I'll give you a crisp high-five.

Example 2: I'll send you a crisply written email.

Example 3: That was a crisp football pass.

by Ereck Flowers May 08, 2018