Definitions by Ereck Flowers

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

chess mess by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

balance 

The meaning of life with regard to humanity and the cosmos.

Psychologist: Achieving balance is the meaning for people and relativity.

balance by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

sweat dream 

A nightmare that has as much a visceral aspect as a wet dream, just at the other end of the comfort spectrum.

I had a sweat dream. Geez, that was horrifying. Thank goodness it was just my imagination at work.

sweat dream by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

video lame

An unsatisfactory video game.

This video lame completely establishes the bottom of the barrel of all video games released this year.

video lame by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

doh'm 

A dark and deep poem that people don't understand.

I wrote a doh'm. Shit!

doh'm by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

wanket 

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

wanket by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

insert name here

An expression used to refer to a person whose name one forgets or simply cannot bring oneself to care about.

Man 1: That was insert name here.

Man 2: Yup.

insert name here by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018