Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008

dip

1 n. A pickpocket

2 D.I.P. = drunk in public the abbreviation used in police arrests

As the fluff saps the mark, the dip rips the wad.

by England phi beta gamma March 07, 2008

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England phi beta gamma February 03, 2008

bullen

German slang for the police. Calling the polizei "dammische bullen" can add a rather hefty fine.

Los! Dammische Bullen!

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008

quarters

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.

The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 05, 2008