England Phi Beta Gamma's definitions

honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.

Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

arer

The Washington DC (Warshington) pronounciation of the letter r.

I live on Arer Street Southeast.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008