54 definitions by England Phi Beta Gamma

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England Phi Beta Gamma June 23, 2007

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England Phi Beta Gamma February 2, 2008

arer

The Washington DC (Warshington) pronounciation of the letter r.

I live on Arer Street Southeast.

by England Phi Beta Gamma May 22, 2008

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 26, 2008

nigger

The correct word used by Jews after the token negro employee leaves the Southern Poverty Law Center's office in Montgomery Alabama. This is a true story told to me by the girl herself.

Good, the nigger has gone to run an errand, let's start the meeting to discuss fund-raising strategies.

by England Phi Beta Gamma June 23, 2007

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England Phi Beta Gamma April 4, 2008

taco folder

A Mexican, either male or female.

Get this taco folder out of our house!

by England Phi Beta Gamma April 10, 2008