Definitions by Emotional Cruiser

GOAT

The backronym for "Greatest of All Time", represented by the emoji "🐐"

When it comes to rap music, everyone agrees that Jay-Z is the GOAT 🐐 — his impact on the industry is inevitable!

GOAT by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Millennials' adulthood disappointment

When Millennials eventually find out that their version of adulthood looks drastically different than what was promised to them when they were young

After years of believing we'd be living in a world of flying cars and endless opportunities, the reality of student loans and renting forever hits hard—this is the true Millennials' adulthood disappointment.

Millennials' adulthood disappointment by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

YouTube comment section 

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.

Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.

YouTube comment section by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

cooked by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

MP5 

An MP5 file is a 3D video format that is meant to be played on a Chinese 3D video display device. MP5 files are significantly different from MP4 files. Like MP4 files, MP5 files are encoded using a custom MPEG-like codec that can store vertices, triangles, faces, and layered video information. They are really optimized, support multiple layer counts (2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64 and even 128 interlaced), each layer has an alpha; and inbetween the layers could be 3D models with keyframes. The devices that can play those are often really expensive, available to buy only in China, and the software that can create such videos has not yet been fully implemented to use the whole potential of those new on the market devices.

I finally got my hands on a Chinese 3D display, but finding MP5 files to play on it is a nightmare—turns out the software isn’t even optimized yet, so I’m just staring at a fancy screen!

MP5 by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

intuition 

That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer

My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!

intuition by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

trainstation 

"Trainstation" is the name of the computer meant for studying or quizzing yourself about a study material. This terminology is derived from the saying of Ken Kutaragi, the figure behind the PlayStation, "If a computer for work is a workstation, then a computer for play is a PlayStation."

I set up my laptop as a trainstation so I could quiz myself on all the study material before finals, turning my study sessions into a focused learning experience!

trainstation by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025