Elios26400's definitions

Sham dame

When your girl (ie dame) makes a mistake thats a damn shame.

lindy's a sham dame for not realizing the UFC tickets wouldn't be delivered until after the event.

by Elios26400 August 15, 2016

manstake

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

by Elios26400 May 17, 2018

napahoe

A piece of ass asleep in your bed.

I awoke hungover and feeling horny, when to my surprise I rolled over and brushed up against a sleeping napahoe I'd miraculously wrangled home.

by Elios26400 February 4, 2016

PTNP

PARENT THAT NEEDS PARENTS

THAT PARENT POUTING AT HER POUTING KID IS A PTNP.

by Elios26400 February 10, 2024

convo bomb

The act of inserting yourself into a private conversation within which you are an uninvited stranger.

Louie convo bombs everyone brave enough to sit beside him.

by Elios26400 January 31, 2019

dassey

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

by Elios26400 October 4, 2016

Evaporhate

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

by Elios26400 July 12, 2015