Elbonio's definitions

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Wizzo

Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up

Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

noodleman

A type of coffee brewed in the democratic republic of congo

there's nothing better than a hot noodleman to perk you up

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Bugalugs

Male prostitute

Oh look there's Bugalugs - slip him a fiver and he's yours...

by Elbonio February 23, 2004

Strych

Second-hand hangliding apparatus

We cant afford new hang-gliders so we have to make do with Strych...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Steadders

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

by Elbonio May 26, 2004