Elbonio's definitions

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio June 11, 2006

Rocketknight

Type of angorian rug. Made from the hide of the mountain goat. Considered to be somewhat of a luxury item in most parts of the world.

Don't get that chocolate all over my new Rocketknight...

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Wizzo

Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up

Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Sexiost

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

by Elbonio January 11, 2006

Towneh

A now obselete printing ink.

Please pass me the green towneh.

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Gunsmith

The other book by J.R Hartley

Hello I was wondering if you could help me, i'm looking for a book called Gunsmith by J.R. Hartley...... oh you do? Wonderful!

by Elbonio October 26, 2004

Strych

Second-hand hangliding apparatus

We cant afford new hang-gliders so we have to make do with Strych...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004