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selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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fearless leader

Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.
I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.
by Edword August 2, 2006
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ritecheer

Ritecheer is southern-speak for right here in this location.
Ritecheer in River City? Yep, ritecheer in Rivah City.
by Edword August 5, 2006
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Cogswabbled

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”
by Edword January 14, 2025
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officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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Prick

A prick is a selfish person who only cares about himself. He thinks it's okay to screw over his friends and will take advantage of you if given the chance.
That prick, I wrote up that report then he typed it up, put his name on it, and turned it in to the boss as his own work.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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