r-u-n-n-o-f-t

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.
Mrs. Hogwallop done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
by Edward January 06, 2004
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crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
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ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
by Edward July 09, 2004
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Deek

1.A title given to those that don't belong to the "Dork" nor "Geek" category.

2.A special orginization formed in 2003 with only 2 members. The information on that group is classified.
1.The man was clearly not a geek nor a dork. He was more of a Deek.

2.Deeks were a mejestic group of people that had un-human like powers and could easily dominat foes.
by Edward December 10, 2003
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Dazzler

A Dandy, a showy homosexual, pedantic with fashion.
"Oh Honey you really are a Dazzler!"
"Thanks sweety"
by Edward December 09, 2003
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wussup

Contraction of the greeting "What's up?" which is a contraction of "What is up?" If you're really pressed for time, greet someone with a "sup"?. In any case, the greeter is rhetorically asking you what is going on in your life. Roughly synonymous with hello but less hip.
Hipster1: Wussup?
Hipster2: Nuttin'.
Hipster1: Word.
Hipster2: Word is bond.
by Edward January 06, 2004
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Dry humping

Humping someone with your clothes on.
Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.
by Edward March 04, 2003
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