by Edward July 09, 2004
A "breenebass" is a very small creature. Standing at about 3ft high, the breenebass is never seen without his treasured wooden crutches, which he uses to tap regular sized girls on the bottom. You could mistake the breenebass for a child, but it is firm belief all over Keighley that he is just a midget. Occasionally, this creature likes to wield his bass guitar, bounce around his bedroom and pretend he is in the well known rock 'n roll band, Status Quo.
by Edward March 04, 2005
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by Edward April 05, 2005
A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003