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The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!
I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!
lensman by 150cc November 14, 2003
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The newest horror from the bowels of human perversity, this picture is the D'Artagnan of the Three Grossketeers: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequinfetus.
Origins in Penny Arcade, and by all that is good we hope it stays in there.
I love the smell of lensman in the morning.
lensman by P from PA November 8, 2003
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Better than goatse. The camera man got just the right angle for this one.

Origins: the Forumer know as Ferreousfrom the Penny Arcade Forums, linked Bergy, and then Bergy pm'd it to boddah, and the rest is [history. Lensman history.
I lensman'd that ma'fucka.
lensman by Bergy November 10, 2003

Lensman'd 

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah
LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.
Lensman'd by Padme December 2, 2003
A guy who is known to be willing to shoot people , at a price or for free, without mercy or discrimination. The word is indigenous to the london criminal underground network.
"Oi you man I got beef, its looking like imma have to holla at Larry the lengman to come and leng these clowns up".
lengman by Ttotal April 1, 2008
A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.
It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.
lonsman by stuart joshua August 19, 2007
A person who does extreme amounts of less in any particular situation.
Guy 1: Hey see if your roommate wants to go out tonight with us. All he does is sit in his room all day and night and smoke his bong and play video games with that homosexual implant in his ear.

Guy 2: Yea that's all he does.....He's a LESSMAN!
Lessman by Marshal Moreman January 21, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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