!blam

an onomatopoetic word used when Batman or Robin was get down to business, fighting crime, BLAM! SMACK! POW! .....
by edward March 12, 2004
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crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
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gaggle

Meaning "a lot of" or "many"
There was a gaggle of hoes wlaking down the street.
by Edward March 28, 2005
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breenebass

A "breenebass" is a very small creature. Standing at about 3ft high, the breenebass is never seen without his treasured wooden crutches, which he uses to tap regular sized girls on the bottom. You could mistake the breenebass for a child, but it is firm belief all over Keighley that he is just a midget. Occasionally, this creature likes to wield his bass guitar, bounce around his bedroom and pretend he is in the well known rock 'n roll band, Status Quo.
Breenebass! Get those filthy crutches away from my arse!
by Edward March 04, 2005
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confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up
damn this life it has me all confuckdercated
by edward July 19, 2004
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ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
by Edward July 09, 2004
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poke

to touch with finger or other object briefly and then pull away (verb)
Playing pass-the-poke involves poking people in circles.
Gangpoking involves many people poking one person.
by Edward June 18, 2003
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