Eddie's definitions

missbitter

1)noun: an asian girl in melbourne who enjoys fingering her anus live on webcams, much to the delight of irc users.
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers

VERB: i miss bitter'd the bitch!

by Eddie January 3, 2004

Loisel

Comes from the line of the biggest pimp daddys around in all of the U.S.
Said to be able to bend a girl over in less than 8 seconds flat.

I'm gonna pull a Loisel on your ass, now get bending bitch.

by Eddie April 8, 2005

skater

someone who skates not to be confused with a mosher

look at those cool skaters over there they rock

by eddie January 3, 2004

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004

giles

giles is a slang term for someone in the business world that is not smart that uses the language barrier to mask their lack of intelligence. Often, they are found out but usually it takes too long and therefore collect many paychecks before this happens. Also, they usually underneath everything are really an asshole.

That guy is such an idiot, he is a real giles.

by Eddie December 16, 2004

Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005