Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Smymen 

A small tight virgin vagina sporting a small hymen.

I’m so sore today. Terrance busted my smymen last night.

Her smymen was so freakin tight I could barely get in and punch through.

Smymen by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Ass Cleanser 

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

Ass Cleanser by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Surprise Reach Back 

When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.

Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.

Surprise Reach Back by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Pucker Jelly 

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.

My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.

Pucker Jelly by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Dutch Fluff n’ Fan 

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.

I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.

Dutch Fluff n’ Fan by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Broken Jaw 

Receving head that does not result in busting a nut. Oral copulation only without orgasm.

May be a result of limp dick, bad oral skills of the giver, impotence, getting interrupted, etc.

Rachel sucked me last night but she’s so bad at it I only got broken jaw.

My mom walked in on Tina and I and let’s just say it ended with broken jaw.

I was so drunk and limp last night Carla could only give me broken jaw.

Broken Jaw by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2018

Shorn Dog 

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

Shorn Dog by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018