To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.
Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.
I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
That wonderful scarlet tinted color of the anal sphincter created after a spirited round of anal sex or anal fisting. Typically requires gaping for the true ambiance of the red ring to come through.
Rachel was left in bed with her ass up sporting a beautiful red ring after Carl left her satisfied and gaping.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018
When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.
Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015