Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grain Finger
A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
Grain Finger by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Wet Sweater
An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.
Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.
Wet Sweater by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Pucker Spot
Alternative reference to the anus and oring. Sister meaning to Pucker Hole and Puckering Starfish. Often used with providing specific direction and reference to one's own Tangy Leather Donut.
Roger was providing aggressive cunnilingus on his girlfriend Carla. Carla was so wet that her juice was running down her ass. She pushed Roger's head lower and begged him to tongue her Pucker Spot.
Pucker Spot by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Butter Thumb
A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.
After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.
Butter Thumb by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Bozo Hair
A very, hairy vagina whereby the pubes hang out from the panty leg holes on each side giving resemblance to bozo the clown's bald head with oversized hair on the sides.
Tonya disrobed in the locker room to change her clothes for her yoga class. Her classmates all snickered when they looked down to see her bozo hair. They chipped in to buy her a razor after class.
Bozo Hair by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Sheet of Ice
Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.
Sheet of Ice by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
Fapagram
To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.
Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.
Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.
Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
Fapagram by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015