Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
Get the Pucker Pluggedmug. The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015
Get the Dry Wipemug. An individual into all forms of anal sexual play and gratification. Typically refers to a male due to the masculine connotation.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
Get the Bung Holermug. When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018
Get the Pack of Gummiesmug. To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.
Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016
Get the Window Wipemug. To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
Get the Socket Wrenchmug. Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.
She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the The clam’s a little funkymug.