An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015
When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2015
When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.
Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2016
The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.
Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.
Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.
Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.
Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.
I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.
Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.
I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.
by Eaton Holgoode August 13, 2015