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Oyster Slick

A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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Sir Tugalot

A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Round House Dinner

When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.
Yea that's right. I'm a bum muncher. I'll never turn down a hot Round House Dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
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Monk's Wool

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
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