Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014
Get the Hot Gummymug. Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Get the Meat Glovemug. Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Scooter Juicemug. by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018
Get the Bake a Hot Loafmug. When a big old masculine lesbian aka bull dyke knows how to treat another lesbian like a lady. Usually others of the non-bull dyke lesbian variety.
Although Charlene is a big ol’ bull dyke and runs some questionable shower searches, as a guard, over the inmates at the women’s prison, when she is on a date, she’s poised in the art of butch chivalry.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018
Get the Butch Chivalrymug. An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Get the Golden Gumsmug. When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.
I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.
I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.
I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Get the Trout Headmug.