Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Sirloin Nips 

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

Sirloin Nips by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Grandpa's Sock Drawer 

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

Grandpa's Sock Drawer by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Sock Knot 

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

Sock Knot by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Corn Plug

A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.

Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.

Corn Plug by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Scissor Lift

1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.

2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.

1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.

2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.

Scissor Lift by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Frigalicious

Spotting an extremely attractive, hot female who immediately invokes an overwhelming, carnal desire in you to kick back and watch her Frig herself. Usually just results in adding her image and the thought to your spank bank for an eventual fap session.

Carl: Yo Brooohhh! Check out that babe walking over there! Smokin'!
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.

Frigalicious by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015

Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.

Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.

Green Beaned by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015