Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.

I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Delecate Petals

Pussy lips. Perfectly shaped, slightly glistening and fragrantly stimulating.

I ate her delecate petals braaaahhhh. All night. She was squirming.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.

It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Rub n Grub

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.

I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"

Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.

The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018