Vaginal or Anal sexual penetration that is performed by a large, lengthy, girthy cock or dildo leaving one's orifices gaping and wide open until they eventually snap back shut.
Roger is extremely endowed and he core drilled Tonya's tight little ass and left her winker sore and raw.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.
Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode October 14, 2015
A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.
When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2015
I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2018