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Needle Punch

Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.
Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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The Greasies

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.
Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Mombeav

MILF pussy. Mom beaver. Typically the pussy if a hot mommy in her late 20s and 30s.
Dude I would love to hit your mother’s mombeav.

I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.

That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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Texas Boot Snake

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.
My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Clotted Cream

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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