Admiral's Between Decks

A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.

Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.

Captain: Aye! Plundering again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014

Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.

I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.

Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Meat Drops

Low hanging, heavy testicles.

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.

While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

Daytona Beach Steam Pot

A Daytona Beach Steam Pot is the hot, wet and very engorged snatch, beaver, vagina of a women that rides on or drives a motorcycle during the city's annual hosting of Bike Week.

Roger: James, you are going to Daytona's Bike Week again this year?
James: You know it Broh!! Wouldn't miss the chance to tap into a Daytona Beach Steam Pot or two or three.
Roger: Straight up!

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014