The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.
While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.
Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.
Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.
Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.
Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.
I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.
Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.
I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.
Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.
Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.
Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
Where's Carla? I haven't seen or heard from her all day.
She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015