Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.
Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.
I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
To Stunt means to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity. Such sexual activity may be between a male and female or any other gender combination.
After years of unfulfilling sex with her boyfriend Rodney, Carla finally decided to dump his ass and went on a sexcapade. For the next several months, she hooked up with every able bodied male she could find To Stunt. She eventually settled down after finding Rodney's replacement and begain To Stunt just one person. This increase in regular sexual activity required Carla to maintain a supply of Stunt Linens which included Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014