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Lady Glaze

This delicious, moist, slick and shiny vaginal juices that glisten the female crotch. These juices are known for creating glazed donut face on a lover giving cunnilingus. Making a snail trail on a lover's leg when she rubs the super wet muff against the leg begging for penile insertion. and post coitus, leaving their lover's throbbing knob shining like polished glass.
Roger dove right into his girlfriend's super wet snatch. His lips and chin glistened with her lady glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
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Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.
I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
mugGet the Stiff Richmug.

Silver Mining

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.
Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
mugGet the Silver Miningmug.

Backtang

The bunghole. The other sex hole. Backtang is juxtaposition to Poontang.

See also backpussy.
I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.

She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
mugGet the Backtangmug.

Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.
Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014
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Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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Cock-a-Puss

To fuck the pussy. Take the D to the P real good. Show that poon around pound town.
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.

She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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