Eaton Holgoode's definitions
This delicious, moist, slick and shiny vaginal juices that glisten the female crotch. These juices are known for creating glazed donut face on a lover giving cunnilingus. Making a snail trail on a lover's leg when she rubs the super wet muff against the leg begging for penile insertion. and post coitus, leaving their lover's throbbing knob shining like polished glass.
Roger dove right into his girlfriend's super wet snatch. His lips and chin glistened with her lady glaze.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
Get the Lady Glazemug. I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Get the Stiff Richmug. Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.
Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Silver Miningmug. I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Backtangmug. Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.
Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014
Get the Dry Buffingmug. During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
Get the Granny Scarfmug. Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Cock-a-Pussmug.