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Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Bleach Burnout

1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.
Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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Smudgin

Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Wetacular

When you achieve the required level of vaginal wetness and moistness to perform loving acts of penetration. Vaginal wetness that is beautiful in a dramatic and eye-catching way.
Carl was ready to smash on Brenda. She was absolutely wetacular from all the foreplay. Entry was just blissful.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
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Meat Hanging

When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.
Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Extra Cheesy Taco

A smelly, dirty pussy that needs a good douche.
After that gang bang last night, my thighs were stuck together and I got an extra cheesy taco.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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