When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015
A male of any sexual orientation that offers to perform a hand job for money, food, a car ride, or a place to sleep for the night.
Finding himself short on cash for rent this month, Dan had no choice but to work as a Pull Boy over the weekend to make ends meet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2015
A similar act as The Old Stinkeroo made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. A Tangy Rimmer is when one swipes their own ass juice around the rim of the glass of another person, usually a friend or buddy, as a joke or for revenge.
Jerry gave Carl's beer glass a Tangy Rimmer when he was talking with the waitress. Carl later commented how much he enjoyed his beer and that he hadn't noticed the funky, ripe, earthy, leathery quality that it was leaving on his palette this time.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Busch Light gives me back budder.
This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.
I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.
This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.
I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018
Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.
Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2015
When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 07, 2018