Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Penicular Homicide 

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

Penicular Homicide by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Sherp 

When you flatulate while taking a bath and have an unfortunate, incidental release of a little soft serve stool. Leaving one scrambling to escape their own filth.

I was relaxing in a nice hot bath today when I did a sherp. It was horrible. It went all brown real quick.

Sherp by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Drilled to Perfection 

The perfect combination of foreplay, sex acts and post coital affection giving way to complete sexual gratification.

I just left Rachel's house. She's still basking and savoring last night as she's drilled to perfection.

Drilled to Perfection by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Happy Wipe 

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.

Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.

Happy Wipe by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

The Freckler 

When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.

I got rimmed last night braaahh. Felt great till a felt a little pressure. I tried to hold it in but I gave Rachel the freckler. She looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.

The Freckler by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Tandoori Splatz 

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

Tandoori Splatz by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Butcher's Slap

Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.

Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.

Butcher's Slap by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017