When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018
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by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
The constant pain and anquish when a male realizes that he had a choice between two chicks and he picked the wrong one.
Both Mary and Cindy wanted to rock Larry's world. Larry got caught up on Mary's pussy control and picked Mary over Cindy for a life long commitment. Soon thereafter, Larry found himself with Vagremorse after realizing Cindy was a better choice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2009