Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Thumber 

A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.

Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.

Thumber by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Jack Balling 

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

Jack Balling by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Undergrunge

The nasty, sweaty, greasy amalgam that forms in a males' taint and grundle region. Akin to a cheesy smegma. The aromas can be quite breathtaking. Typically induced from heat and general uncleanliness.

I went down to suck his cock but the smell of his undergrunge was like a ripe Stilton. I had to hold my breath and not breath.

Undergrunge by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Slickem 

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

Dick Slickem by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Muff Truffles 

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

Muff Truffles by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Happy Jab 

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

Happy Jab by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Lucky Dick 

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

Lucky Dick by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017