by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017
When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.
Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.
Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
I ate Rachel’s ass last night for over an hour. She Ioved it but I’ll admit I had the booty tongue all night. I brushed my teeth three times.
If you want a real good case of booty tongue braaaaaahh, I recommend eating a homeless persons ass. That shit will linger for days.
If you want a real good case of booty tongue braaaaaahh, I recommend eating a homeless persons ass. That shit will linger for days.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018