Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Velscrot
A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.
After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.
Velscrot by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Tucker's Remorse
Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.
Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.
Tucker's Remorse by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Bean Steamer
Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.
Bean Steamer by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Valet Wipe
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
Valet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Vaggie Fingers
The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
Vaggie Fingers by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Grandma's Saucer
Grandma's Saucer by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015