Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Mingeivitis
When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.
I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.
Mingeivitis by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Milkmaid Express
A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
Milkmaid Express by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
Nasal Helmet
When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
Nasal Helmet by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
Lemon Ring
The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
Lemon Ring by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
Butter Jerk
Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Butter Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Rusty Dog
Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.
Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
Rusty Dog by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Dong Jaw
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
Dong Jaw by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018