Definitions by Eapert McDangles

stained 

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

stained by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Urban Farm 

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.

Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.

Urban Farm by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

weather man 

One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.

I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.

weather man by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

mr hat 

a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.

Hey nigger, I got the bomb connect...

"Who?"

Well, let's just say his name is Mr Hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.

mr hat by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Pumpkin Pie 

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.

I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.

Pumpkin Pie by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

clean face 

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.

"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."

clean face by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006

uncle ben 

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

uncle ben by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006