ERIC's definitions

snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.

Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!

by Eric July 11, 2004

Crap

1. Most Anime
2. Mac computer
3. Aol
4. McDonalds food
5. Rap music
6. Poop

1. My god this crap is boring
2. AAAAARRRGHH! my crappy computer is broken!
3. This web browser is absoloute crap!
4. hi id like a Crappy meal please.
4. Why are you listening to this crap?
5. oh my god my dog just took a huge crap on the lawn

by Eric January 2, 2007

Plunge

To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.

Lets all have a plungin party, I'll supply the lube

by Eric December 3, 2004

boring

opposite of BOOYAKA

"man, that wasn't BOOYAKA, infact it was boring"

by Eric October 11, 2003

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 1, 2003

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004