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A really big lesbian incest whore whom is in love with Melissa (see MistPrince). She also is perved after by everyone man and maybe even woman on NexusTK.
Oh em gee, I wanna tap MesoCute's vaginal crouton infected vagina!
by ERIC January 29, 2005
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One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.
The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.
by ERIC October 2, 2007
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The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman
Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!
by ERIC December 7, 2004
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police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.
run, the coppers are coming!
by ERIC February 4, 2004
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A) The most awsomest bad ever
B) April 20th, a day set aside for potheads to come together and hit a bong
A) Green Day is a kickass band
B) Shit man, we gotta smoke up, its Green Day
by ERIC November 20, 2003
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Al Capone redifined what it meant to be a gangster. During the second half of the 1800's, gangs were run mainly by leaders of a city's immigrant populations. Every immigrant group had a gang in one or more cities. The gang did normal gang stuff -- charge protection money, run brothels -- but they were often supported by the community because the gangs had influence with political figures. Politicians figured things like prostituion would go on anyway, and if it was to happen they would rather it happen in the Italian/Chinese/Jewish/any immigrant part of town than the "good" neighborhoods. So the gangs had a mutual understanding with the politicians, and the members of the community had an understanding with the gangs. Everyone helped everyone. Gangs were not nationally networked or anything like that until prohibition.

When prohibition came around, there was a real chance to make money in illegal activities. Gang leaders were already the wealthiest in their community, but they weren't making nearly as much money as bootlegging potentially could. This is where Al Capone comes in. Everyone was running around trying to make money off illegal alcohol, but Capone was simply the best. He used completely brutal tactics to eliminate his enemies, and his gang existed for the sole purpose of running an illegal business. He had no unspoken deals with politicians or members of the community, except for the ones he made through bribes. Capone was so successful in running his empire that by the middle of prohibition, he was one of the richest men in the country and practically owned Chicago. He singlehandedly created organized crime as we know it in this country. He was also known as Scarface (though he hated the name, and no one said it to his face), and Tony Montana was modeled after him.
Al Capone is the true Original Gangsta.
by ERIC October 29, 2005
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White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
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I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.
by ERIC February 19, 2004
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