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Chrysler 300 

Idiots called it the “poor man’s Rolls Royce” but I called it the “above average Toyota Camry”. It has a V8 (No Camrys have V8’s). It’s Luxurious, not a Camry, Not all poor people own 300s, and similar to a Camrys V6, the HEMI is a RELIABLE but not-fuel efficient engine
Stop dissing the Chrysler 300, it is an icon to the auto industry. And also you annoying buttholes, it is not a “pOoR mAnS rOlLs rOYcE” do you see poor people own a 300 SRT-8 SHEEESH. Go diss on the stupid first gen Lexus Is (IS300) that car is shit, slow and bland, so bland that granny’s drive them, and HEMI is a million time better than that stupid-ass 2JZ 💩
Chrysler 300 by EMD F59PHI July 15, 2024

🍑🦟 

Mosquito biting your ass. Very annoying as hell
At the Chinese fish market

Lizzy: ouch
Leanah: what happened?
Lizzy: 🍑🦟
Leanah:
🍑🦟 by EMD F59PHI July 13, 2024

Twitter’s biggest issue 

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

GE Genesis 

An awesome locomotive built by General Electric built from 1992-2001 with 321 units made, with 3 models the P42DC, P40DC and P32AC-DM. The P42 and P40 is powered by a 175.2 L V16 (7FDL16) and the P32 uses a 131.4 L V12 (7FDL12) engine, the P32 has the ability to run on electricity via Third rail. Amtrak is the most noticeable company who operates the Genesis with other rail road companies like MTA Metro-North Rail Road, Via rail Canada and CT rail. Sadly these beautiful locomotives are going be replaced soon by Siemens Charger locomotives.
I rode a Ge Genesis P42 #91 in Miami on the sliver star and it’s awesome.

I bet because how reliable and powerful a p42 is, it can haul a freight train.

I wanna see Toyota hiaces, RAV4s and Priuses getting crushed by two P42s on a railroad crossing.

P42 is a badass train, Amtrak should not replace them now, let them run in the next 10 years
GE Genesis by EMD F59PHI July 10, 2024

Poopertruck

Poopertruck by EMD F59PHI July 8, 2024

Lexus IS300 

The first gen IS called the Toyota Altezza in japan, is piece of shit car that is owned by idiots who think they are rich and better than anyone and like to boast about the world’s blandest inline-6 engine the 2JZ. And known to modify this bland looking car with stupid bumbers and spoilers and these idiots like to play the worst music in the world aka gangster rap (especially Caribbean rap, a terrible music) in that car very loud. And boy those back seats in that car is awful.
Freightliners, transit buses and mini-vans are cooler than Lexus is3000
Lexus IS300 by EMD F59PHI July 8, 2024

Fat pork 

A Caribbean slang term for the vulva
Today: I saw her fat pork as her skirt lifted when the Acela train fly by
Fat pork by EMD F59PHI June 20, 2024