Definitions by E-money
MTV
a tv channel which used to show a lil good music and occasionally has good cartoons on it. Now its all shit like "real" world and all that. Whoever said we should protest in front of MTV is stupid, they're all fat rich old men who want to make money, so they team up with the radio and make bad bands, which they then put on all their shows and channels in order to brainwash kids into buying their shit.
guitar
A stringed instrument that is a great thing to play and have fun with. 99% of all guitarists are musically illiterate. Infact, I play guitar and I can't read music, but I'm much better than any of my friends who can. Guitars are a great way to express yourself, have fun, get a good vibe goin, and impress buddies and chicks. And yes, guitars do pick chicks up.
Pimp Mobile
A cadillac, a pincho, or a damn fine sexy looking car. It often goes well with a pimp, some baby powder, or members of Bufu.
Pimp Mobile by E-Money June 7, 2003
smurgly
A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.
Fruit Roll Up
The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.
Fruit Roll Up by E-Money February 21, 2003