Definitions by E hates Q
SUV
A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
Ford F-450
A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.
Ford F-450 by E hates Q August 12, 2019
Transformation
A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
Transformation by E hates Q July 27, 2019
Fart
Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.