That was blantantly christmas rushed.
by E hates Q December 16, 2020
Neglecting to zip up your trousers.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
by E hates Q January 18, 2022
The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.
Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
by E hates Q August 13, 2022
A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.
by E hates Q September 29, 2018
Mike: Goddammit, Chloe's approaching. And I have gravy on my shirt.
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?
by E hates Q February 25, 2020
An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
by E hates Q July 18, 2023
A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
by E hates Q May 23, 2023