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"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
by E hates Q February 9, 2021
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by E hates Q December 23, 2020
Get the 69,420,133,790,016,660,000,000 mug.1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.
2:
Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
by E hates Q September 9, 2021
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1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.
2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.
1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.
2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.
by E hates Q July 3, 2023
Get the 🫃 mug.Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
by E hates Q February 21, 2023
Get the And everybody clapped mug.A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
by E hates Q May 23, 2023
Get the Rotten egg mug.To be cancelled is to be exposed in a way that destroys your online reputation. This happening to you when you deserved it is not cancel culture.
Cancel Culture is the result of somebody trying too hard to be "woke" and looking to cancel somebody to prove their wokeness. If you're woke, you don't need to prove it. See performative wokeness.
The term is often maliciously misused by those that deserved it, usually implying that the cancellers are just "WHINY SJW LIBTARDS". See Shaggy defense.
Cancel Culture is the result of somebody trying too hard to be "woke" and looking to cancel somebody to prove their wokeness. If you're woke, you don't need to prove it. See performative wokeness.
The term is often maliciously misused by those that deserved it, usually implying that the cancellers are just "WHINY SJW LIBTARDS". See Shaggy defense.
by E hates Q April 26, 2021
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