Dusty's Baby Powder's definitions
The act of getting a cat off your lap. This can be done in any number of ways, but the term usually refers to the use of a hearing aid turned up full volume as seen with Earl Pickles' cat, Muffin.
Muffin: (thinking to herself) Oh, Earl's lap, I'm going to jump up there and try to scratch him!
Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!
Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?
Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)
Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?
Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!
Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!
Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?
Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)
Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?
Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 28, 2011
Get the Decattedmug. Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"
Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
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Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
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by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010
Get the Rocky Ralphmug. A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....
June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.
Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.
June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.
Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.
June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010
Get the Pec-Checkmug. A crazy funky dance created by Amos Halftrack. Was first done on April 10, 2011. In order to prepare for this dance, punch or some other liquid must be spilled on the ground so as to make the other person slip in it. Thus creating the image of dancing although it is not. It often ends with the person slamming down onto their bottom with a loud WHOMP sound.
Papa Amos: Hey, wanna dance? There's 'Why Don't We Just Dance' is playing.
Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)
Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)
Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!
Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)
Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!
Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)
Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!
Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)
Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)
Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!
Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)
Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!
Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)
Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011
Get the Halftrack Slipmug. Being very easily frustrated as if by one's wife or husband. Used and named after Ralph and June Drabble.
Ralph was running on the treadmill when June walked by and accidentally unplugged the cord, causing Ralph to become extremely Drabbled.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010
Get the Drabbledmug. A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
Get the Carrot Milkmug. Ralph: "Hey, Ed! Up for a game of Drabbleball?"
Ed: "Why not? We'll use Bryant's old Crankshaft ball."
Ralph: "The ball needs to be softer. You don't want one of my Drabbleball shots bouncing off your head with a baseball!"
Beatrice: "Drabbleball my foot! What on earth are you talking about?"
Ed: "It's a mix of racquetball and tennis. You'll love it!"n
Ed: "Why not? We'll use Bryant's old Crankshaft ball."
Ralph: "The ball needs to be softer. You don't want one of my Drabbleball shots bouncing off your head with a baseball!"
Beatrice: "Drabbleball my foot! What on earth are you talking about?"
Ed: "It's a mix of racquetball and tennis. You'll love it!"n
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 3, 2010
Get the Drabbleballmug.