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Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.
Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!
Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!
Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.
Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!
Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.
Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010
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Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!
Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?
Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.
Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!
Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.
Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.
Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.
Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!
Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?
Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.
Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!
Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.
Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.
Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.
Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!
Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 18, 2012
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Beatrice: Wow! There's a Valentine Volcano out here. (she kisses Hec)
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
Hec: Whoah! Good one! Super-charged. You know there must be tons of Valentine Volcanoes around here.
Beatrice: Look where we are. We're at the Senior Center. There's some sweet stuff going on here.
Elsie: This is gonna be a great date! Would you dance with me?
Hec: (switches on 'Love Me Tender') This is a real volcano. Careful now, we're gonna get burned!
Beatrice: Its not that type of volcano. Would you be my Valentine, sweetie? (she sits down and starts rubbing Hec with some Martian Mud)
Hec: Of course I'll be your Valentine. You know I love you. We're both former Marines here. Semper Fi!
Beatrice: Yes, we almost live by the same creed. Honor, courage, commitment - A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do! Valentine Volcanoes are hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 4, 2011
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Opal: Hey Nelson, there's an Opalmercial on the TV. Wanna watch it?
Nelson: Sure! But we'll probably have to skip it. Its not that good.
Opal: Skip it? Of course we can skip it. Watch this! (she starts skipping down the hall with the remote in her hand)
Earl: What are you watching? Is that an Opalmercial? That's pretty cool. You love these, don't you?
Nelson: Yes. I love Opalmercials. Especially because they've got Gramma in them.
Earl: Well, what's she selling? Thunderbrushes? I bet its Thunderbrush.
Opal: I heard that! (she skips back down the hall to Earl) Aren't Opalmercials cute? Now, brush me fifty! (she winks at Nelson and they start skipping around the room) Opalmercials rock!
Nelson: Sure! But we'll probably have to skip it. Its not that good.
Opal: Skip it? Of course we can skip it. Watch this! (she starts skipping down the hall with the remote in her hand)
Earl: What are you watching? Is that an Opalmercial? That's pretty cool. You love these, don't you?
Nelson: Yes. I love Opalmercials. Especially because they've got Gramma in them.
Earl: Well, what's she selling? Thunderbrushes? I bet its Thunderbrush.
Opal: I heard that! (she skips back down the hall to Earl) Aren't Opalmercials cute? Now, brush me fifty! (she winks at Nelson and they start skipping around the room) Opalmercials rock!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2011
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Ralph: Boy, I'm stiff. I've gotta do my Drabble Stand.
Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?
Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.
Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.
Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!
Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?
Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.
Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.
Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 14, 2010
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Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.
Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!
Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.
Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?
Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)
Bryant: What's the third part?
Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?
Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?
Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?
Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!
Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.
Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?
Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)
Bryant: What's the third part?
Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?
Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?
Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?
Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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Muffin: (thinking to herself) Oh, Earl's lap, I'm going to jump up there and try to scratch him!
Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!
Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?
Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)
Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?
Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!
Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!
Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?
Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)
Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?
Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 28, 2011
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