73 definitions by Duke
When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
by Duke February 16, 2003
When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 28, 2005
by Duke February 2, 2003
by Duke July 10, 2003
The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway
by Duke January 22, 2003