Duke's definitions

Illegally Cute

An underage girl that looks good.

Those Olsen Twins are illegally cute.

by Duke January 22, 2003

hiroshita

Creating a fart so nasty, it clears an entire room and lingers for a long time.

The pilot dropping the hiroshita exclaimed, "what have I done."

by Duke February 15, 2003

Duketastrafy

A horrible event.

That's a DUKETASTRAFY!

by Duke September 24, 2003

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

residew

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

by Duke January 22, 2003