skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 25, 2005

Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.

by Duke May 13, 2005

skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.

by Duke December 28, 2003

Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

by Duke January 22, 2003

duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

vaginalfury

when a girl releashes the juices all over you

that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me

by DuKe April 10, 2003

Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003