Duke's definitions

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

jihav

Derogatory term for a Jehovah's Witness

Hey fuck off Jihav!

by Duke July 10, 2003

billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

by Duke July 10, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

by Duke July 9, 2003

MTV

A channel devoted to reality programming and catering to its youth infested demographic.

I don't want my MTV. I'd rather have AIDS.

by Duke July 9, 2003

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003