Duke's definitions

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

residew

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

by Duke January 22, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

Dillinger Four

Possibly the greatest thing ever to come out of minnisota (but being from the UK i wouldn't know). Fucking kick Ass punk rock band some of the best song titles ever and the best lyrics of the past 10 years.

sellthehousesellthekidssellthecarmoveonfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Doublewhiskeycokenoice Honey, I shit the hot tub.

by duke October 12, 2004

uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke February 16, 2003

Grind

When an individual pushes his/herself to attain a goal.

Similar to gears grinding when they are worked beyond their capacity.

"I've been on the grind lately trying to pay these bills."

by Duke February 5, 2006