Duke's definitions

Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke February 16, 2003

man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."

by Duke February 16, 2003

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003

hiroshita

Creating a fart so nasty, it clears an entire room and lingers for a long time.

The pilot dropping the hiroshita exclaimed, "what have I done."

by Duke February 15, 2003

g spot

The grafenberg's spot. Glands and ducts located in the anterior wall of the vagina.

by Duke February 9, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 1, 2003