hapax legomenon

the fuck should i know?

by Duke September 25, 2003

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Skacore

A 'buzz' word for a new(ish) mutation of ska, punk, hardcore, ragge, hip-hop and metal. Almost all Skacore bands come from Britain and include bands such as Capdown, Lightyear, Martin and Sonic Boom Six.

Im board of reel big fish, i want something with more balls. Here have my Martin CD.

by duke October 12, 2004

quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

by duke May 31, 2003

alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

by Duke August 09, 2003