Duke's definitions

Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.

by Duke May 13, 2005

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

by Duke February 10, 2005

skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 25, 2005

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003