alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

by Duke August 09, 2003

gaysian

A homosexual asian guy.

I typed gaysian in on yahoo and obviously did not find anything relating to the O'reilly Factor.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

man sauce

Semen, man juice.

Stifler drank man juice in "American Pie"

by Duke January 22, 2003

hapax legomenon

the fuck should i know?

by Duke September 24, 2003

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

by Duke April 28, 2003