Duke's definitions

Grind

When an individual pushes his/herself to attain a goal.

Similar to gears grinding when they are worked beyond their capacity.

"I've been on the grind lately trying to pay these bills."

by Duke February 5, 2006

water babies

When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies

I just made some Water Babies

by Duke April 28, 2003

buttsnacks

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

by Duke January 31, 2003

Duke

Supreme Being over everyone else.

The Duke pwnd us all.

by Duke March 21, 2005

Bruckheimer Principle

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

by Duke January 22, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003