Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.

I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke February 16, 2003

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003

crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

by Duke January 22, 2003