At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.

"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah

Buzz Lightyear by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008

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Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.

Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.

Buzzed Lightyear by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011

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Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.

Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!

Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear by Whackman August 11, 2010

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