Definitions by Duke

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

prom night by Duke July 9, 2003

office ass 

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.

That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.

office ass by Duke June 13, 2003

catcall 

A harsh or shrill call or whistle expressing derision or disapproval.

punk ass

catcall by Duke June 4, 2003

quarters 

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

quarters by duke May 30, 2003

Dirty Bird 

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

Dirty Bird by Duke April 28, 2003

water babies 

When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies

I just made some Water Babies

water babies by Duke April 28, 2003

vaginalfury

when a girl releashes the juices all over you

that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me

vaginalfury by DuKe April 10, 2003