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office ass

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.
That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.
by Duke June 13, 2003
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billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents
All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle
by Duke July 10, 2003
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cutty

a group of niggas from bay area reppin Vallejo...3C's down Country Club Crest...if you live there u a Cutty
hey cutty!!
Whaa iz it?! Cutty
by Duke October 20, 2003
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Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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gaysian

I typed gaysian in on yahoo and obviously did not find anything relating to the O'reilly Factor.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
by Duke February 16, 2003
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man batter

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."
by Duke January 22, 2003
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