Duke's definitions

jihav

Derogatory term for a Jehovah's Witness

Hey fuck off Jihav!

by Duke July 10, 2003

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

office ass

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.

That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.

by Duke June 13, 2003

cutty

a group of niggas from bay area reppin Vallejo...3C's down Country Club Crest...if you live there u a Cutty

hey cutty!!
Whaa iz it?! Cutty

by Duke October 20, 2003

billboard

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

by Duke July 10, 2003

water babies

When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies

I just made some Water Babies

by Duke April 28, 2003

Bruckheimer Principle

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

by Duke January 22, 2003