Duke's definitions

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

gaysian

A homosexual asian guy.

I typed gaysian in on yahoo and obviously did not find anything relating to the O'reilly Factor.

by Duke January 22, 2003

love buckets

Those cutesy awful displays of affection between a couple, such as holding hands, eskimo kisses, babyish knicknames, etc.

Love buckets may be irritating and vomit inducing, but they are my way of telling others I get anal treats.

by Duke July 9, 2003

Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

by Duke April 28, 2003

alternacaps

PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!

by Duke August 9, 2003

man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."

by Duke February 16, 2003