gettin all up in somebody's face just reppin and talkin mad shit..gettin hiffy and gettin it crackin
by Duke October 20, 2003
When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
by Duke February 16, 2003
When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 28, 2004
When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.
by Duke January 22, 2003
Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.
by Duke January 22, 2003