Duke's definitions

compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

by Duke July 9, 2003

Duketastrafy

A horrible event.

That's a DUKETASTRAFY!

by Duke September 24, 2003

residew

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

bootch

A severely torn asshole.

When I finished ravaging that whore's ass it left her with a bootch.

by Duke July 21, 2004