Duke's definitions

Dillinger Four

Possibly the greatest thing ever to come out of minnisota (but being from the UK i wouldn't know). Fucking kick Ass punk rock band some of the best song titles ever and the best lyrics of the past 10 years.

sellthehousesellthekidssellthecarmoveonfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Doublewhiskeycokenoice Honey, I shit the hot tub.

by duke October 12, 2004

gokka

1. Sit around stareing at nothing.
2. Slacking.

Swedish slang, probably from the German word for stareing.

Ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor TVn.
(I´m gonna gokka all day tomorrow infront of the TV.)

Going to initiate gokking level 12 with a bag of chips.

by Duke November 22, 2004

mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

by Duke February 24, 2004

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.

by Duke December 28, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003