Dubiks's definitions

fight or flight

The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.

*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019