459 definitions by Dubiks
Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
by Dubiks April 20, 2019
What we're causing.
by Dubiks December 2, 2018
What many businesses and corporations STILL participate in to this day in the form of sweatshops, human trafficking, and even regular work abuse.
People need to understand that slavery is STILL a thing, in fact, more people are enslaved now than any other time period in history.
by Dubiks March 24, 2019
A societal pressure that causes people to work 12+ meaningless hours everyday without making any meaningful contributions. What people really need to start doing is working smarter and not harder. Working smarter is being able to get more work done in less amount of time. It allows people to gain extraordinary talents that the hardest working man will never achieve.
*example of hard work*
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.
There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.
There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
by Dubiks December 1, 2018
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them
Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
by Dubiks April 21, 2019
What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!
by Dubiks May 5, 2019