Dubiks's definitions

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

( . )Y( . )

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

by Dubiks August 29, 2018

Donald Trump

The biggest fucking disgrace America has ever had to deal with

Life would be better if Donald Trump wasn't president

by Dubiks January 30, 2019

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

School

A place where teachers place more of an emphasis on obedience than actual fucking learning

School teaches people to be obedient workers rather than thoughtful human beings

by Dubiks February 10, 2019