Definitions by Dubiks
studying
To regurgitate a bunch of random information in order to write it all down on a piece of paper called a "test", only to forget about it all afterwards and repeat the cycle.
Studying is the cycle all students are forced to repeat until they are given another piece of paper called a "diploma".
cocaine
Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
book
What is being raped in popularity by smart phones due to the extraordinary amount of information smart phones hold
gangster wannabe
People (often middle schoolers) who will act as if they are from the ghetto thinking they are cool when in reality they look like a complete dumbass. Some of their activities include obsessively saying the n word (no matter what skin color they have), lying about going to jail in an attempt to earn "street cred," bragging about smoking weed and drinking alcohol, and last but not least, terrible grammar.
Me: You went to jail?
gangster wannabe: Yeah, it wuz tha plase I earnd ma street cred. I wuz da realest n*gga in prizon and all da gangstas bowd doun tu me. I even beet a cupl uv mafakas dat trid tu rob meh.
Me: Oh, you're so gangsta (sarcasm).
gangster wannabe: Yeah, I beet a cupl of n*ggas in da ghetto. Doze mafakas sed dat I waznt a reel n*gga becuz I wuz wite and in middle school. So I ended up beetin der asses until dey respec meh agaiin and sae dat I'm a reel n*gga
Me: Cool (sarcasm)
gangster wannabe: Yeah, it wuz tha plase I earnd ma street cred. I wuz da realest n*gga in prizon and all da gangstas bowd doun tu me. I even beet a cupl uv mafakas dat trid tu rob meh.
Me: Oh, you're so gangsta (sarcasm).
gangster wannabe: Yeah, I beet a cupl of n*ggas in da ghetto. Doze mafakas sed dat I waznt a reel n*gga becuz I wuz wite and in middle school. So I ended up beetin der asses until dey respec meh agaiin and sae dat I'm a reel n*gga
Me: Cool (sarcasm)
gangster wannabe by Dubiks March 18, 2019
internet
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.