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Cuntlantis

A magical place under water that is filled with mermaids that are ready to fuck
Bruh, I went to Cuntlantis yesterday and was drownin in mermaid pussy
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
mugGet the Cuntlantismug.

humans

1. The cause of the 6th mass extinction in Earth's timeline
2. A detriment to pretty much every animal that has lived within the past 50,000 years.
Me: "So, how do you think of humans."
bear: "They're fucking terrible. They kill our population, take over our land, and now we have to deal with the ass smelling smog that pumps out of their moving boxes. Do you know how many animals have gone extinct because of these assholes? I mean the only animals who are actually benefiting from these fuckers are cats and dogs. They betrayed our own kind and decided to side with the humans. It's like they don't even know the damage humans are causing to the rest of their kind while they sleep in their giant cabins being manipulated with bones and yarn. And don't even get me started on those bricks they stare at all day long."
Me: "Yeah, We're pretty fucking terrible."
bear: "Yeah, you are."
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
mugGet the humansmug.

trampoline

A bounce pad with hookers on it
What do you call a bounce pad with hookers.
A TRAMPoline!
by Dubiks March 16, 2019
mugGet the trampolinemug.

power outage

When the power goes out in your house and all hell breaks loose as you have to deal with life without any electricity.
OH GOD WERE IN A POWER OUTAGE!!!
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
mugGet the power outagemug.

Shaggy

The most powerful being to ever exist. Makes Thanos look like a weak bitch
All the avengers need in order to defeat Thanos is to have Shaggy on their side then they’ll be good
by Dubiks February 4, 2019
mugGet the Shaggymug.

leverage

A parenting tactic that makes them financially control their children in which they'll decide what their children's decisions according to what's financially beneficial to them.
I finally moved out of my parent's house and escaped their leverage now I can do whatever the fuck I want.
by Dubiks January 12, 2019
mugGet the leveragemug.

lazy

What people are called when they refuse to work at a job they hate
wage slave: you’re just being a lazy millenial
millenial: at least i actually enjoy my life
by Dubiks February 5, 2019
mugGet the lazymug.

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