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Definitions by Dubiks

What is often pushed aside by major corporations in order to gain profit and reputation
Corporations almost never tell the truth about their spending habits, or else theyll go out of business
Truth by Dubiks March 3, 2019
A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate
sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit
Liar by Dubiks March 3, 2019

Bureaucracy

A system of government that aims to create obedient workers instead of critical thinkers.
Bureaucracy is the reason so why many people lack critical thinking.
Bureaucracy by Dubiks March 2, 2019

swear jar 

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image
child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system
swear jar by Dubiks March 2, 2019
A rapper who yells every time he raps
person: bruh stop yellin all the time while u rap
6ix9ine: I'M NOT YELLIN THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE
6ix9ine by Dubiks March 2, 2019

bureaucrat 

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought
A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me
bureaucrat by Dubiks March 2, 2019
Jack plays football, therefore he is a jock
jock by Dubiks March 2, 2019