(Frosty the Snowman playing with children)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)
Frosty the Snowman: Howdy there sir.
Frosty the Blowman: STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS YOU FUCKING PEDO!!! (beats up Frosty the Snowman)
by Dubiks February 06, 2019
That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.
by Dubiks December 13, 2018
A car digests oil so then it could be digested into carbon dioxide in which it will then come out the gas pipe
by Dubiks January 17, 2019
drug addict: "Lets get fucked up on krokodil!"
Me: "You do know that that shit literally rots away your flesh right?"
drug addict: "Shut up you fucking pussy. At least I'm not too chicken to take it like you are."
Me: "Ok, have fun looking like a misshapen crocodile for the rest of your life."
Me: "You do know that that shit literally rots away your flesh right?"
drug addict: "Shut up you fucking pussy. At least I'm not too chicken to take it like you are."
Me: "Ok, have fun looking like a misshapen crocodile for the rest of your life."
by Dubiks October 24, 2018
Supposed to stand for “Miracle Mineral Solution” in which the founder, Jim Humble, claims to cure Cancer, Aids, and, I kid you not, autism. He has successfully gotten many parents to force their children to take this “miracle supplement” in hopes of making their child immune to every disease in the world. However, what most of these brainwashed parents don’t know is that MMS is actually BLEACH. That’s right, what they claim is actually sodium chlorite, which, if consumed enough, CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD! In fact, there has been far more evidence of MMS actually causing deaths than curing Cancer, Aids, and autism like it was claimed to do. And also autism cannot be cured, it is a developmental difference in the brain, and the fact that people force autistic children to take MMS in order to be “cured” shows that many people are too ignorant and bigoted to just accept their child for who they are and actually love them as human beings instead of forcing them to drink bleach.
Recently, there have been many advocates who reached out to YouTube to delete videos supporting MMS in which they ended up deleting most of these videos and banning the people who posted them. Remember, MMS is dangerous and not everything you read or watch on the internet is true. Just because some persuasive man claims something with emotion and confidence doesn’t mean it’s true.
by Dubiks May 23, 2019
by Dubiks August 12, 2018