Dubiks's definitions

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.

friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."

by Dubiks November 9, 2018

holidays

Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.

Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Donald Trump's Wall

A waste of time, effort, and money.

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living

by Dubiks February 14, 2019

Shaggism

A religion on the internet that’s dedicated towards worshiping our lord and savior Shaggy

Shaggy only used 1% of his power to overpower Christianity with his new religion Shaggism

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

lamborghini

A car that's sole purpose is to show off the owner's wealth

A lamborghini can go over 200 miles per hour but the traffic speed limit only ever goes up to 90 mph at most. So unless you know an empty racetrack nearby or are speeding from the cops, that attribute is pretty much useless

by Dubiks February 1, 2019