Dubiks's definitions

Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

by Dubiks May 28, 2019

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

slut

Something that men should be called more often

friend: That guy keeps having sex with everyone
Me: He's such a fucking slut

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Flu

When you now know what hell feels like

Having the flu feels like your burning from the inside out

by Dubiks March 11, 2019