Definitions by Dubiks

All Alpha April 

The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.

(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)

All Alpha April by Dubiks April 2, 2019

April Fools 

What you say when you prank someone hella hard on April Fool’s Day.

April Fools motherfuckers!

April Fools by Dubiks April 1, 2019

savage

A badass that doesn't let people take advantage of him/her and doesn't give a damn of what people think about them.

person 1: Dude, dat nibba just knocked carl da fuck out for pissin on his yeezys
person 2: Damn he savage

savage by Dubiks April 1, 2019

savage

A badass that doesn't let people take advantage of him/her and doesn't give a damn of what people think about them.

person 1: Dude, dat nibba just knocked carl da fuck out for pissin on his yeezys
person 2: Damn he savage

savage by Dubiks April 1, 2019

savage

A badass who doesn't let people take advantage of him/her and doesn't give a damn of what people think about them.

person 1: Dude, dat nibba just knocked carl da fuck out for pissin on his yeezys
person 2: Damn he savage

savage by Dubiks April 1, 2019

Drinking laws 

Something that varies very vastly from country to country. For example, the US has very strict drinking laws in which people can be charged with under age drinking if they’re under the age of 21 and bartenders will obsessively ask for ID until their late 20s, where as in Mexico a 15-year-old can asl for alcoholic beverages without even being asked for ID even though the drinking age is 18.

*example of drinking laws*
(USA)
20-year-old & 11 months: can I have a small glass of corona
bartender: ID
20-year-old & 11 months: (shows ID)
bartender: Woah Woah Woah! You’re not allowed to drink here. Come back in exactly 25 days then I can serve you until then though fuck off

(Mexico)
15-year-old: Can a have a glass of tequila with a pint of gin, the strongest of course
bartender: Oh what the hell why not

Drinking laws by Dubiks March 30, 2019

The D Word 

Dick

The d word stands for the word “dick”

The D Word by Dubiks March 23, 2019