walmart

A place where 4 year old boys whine n bitch about not getting their favorite toys
baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: Welp, must be at Walmart
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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The D Word

The d word stands for the word “dick
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candy

kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
by Dubiks October 28, 2018
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2019

Let's not forget that Urban Dictionary is turning 20 years old in 2019.
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2019

Hopes for 2019:
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
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Gamer

Gamer: (kills noob in video game) "Die you scrub!"
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psychopaths

What most of the world is run by.
A lot of our CEO's, politicians, and bankers are psychopaths.
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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