Dubiks's definitions

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

virgin

A man who's dick has not gotten debaptized yet

My dick is still a holy christian therefore I'm still a virgin

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.

Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.

by Dubiks January 15, 2019

judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

weed

A drug that is for some reason still illegal in some states even though there many other legal drugs that are more dangerous.

alcohol, cigarettes, opioids = legal
weed = illegal?????

I don't see the logic in that.

by Dubiks October 28, 2018

super lightweight

When your tolerance of alcohol is even lower than a normal lightweight

Dude, he got drunk off of 2 fucking sips. He's a super lightweight

by Dubiks February 10, 2019